You've been warned by the media, warned by your friends

That the new shit's gonna be reeling it in

So you step in, hair face image into place

All that's left to do is make some crazy waves

Get the raves, get the fan base, get yourself connected

You need all the help you can to get respected

Cause it's hard enough if you do your own thing

But if you jump the wagon you gotta run to get in



I'll tell you right now, I'll tell you right here

This is the next best thing this is the new frontier



It's the new style, do it while it's hot

Get your 15 minutes in

Before it gets down

So hurry up, hurry up

And catch that fame

But never forget: You gotta play the game



Now you got the basics, you might need some tunes

See what works, what gets you ‘in', what will make you cool

And use that pile it on, but try to keep them fooled

Get a gimmick that's your own and some in-house tools

Keep it tight in the studio, cheat if you must, who cares?

That your show is hardly up to snuff

As long as you act rough and got good gear,

It's not like you'll be around next year



I'll tell you right now, I'll tell you right here

This is the next best thing this is the new frontier



It's the new style

Get rich quick but whatever you do:

Don't – do – THIS!



You'll try

AND YOU'LL FAIL

Just smooth it up for airPLAY

Chart, HITS

Do it and we and you'll fly

We can't have this loud SHIT

On any show NOW

It really would HELP

IF YOU EASED UP

To wild, don't you want to

Make…some…CASH?