The Sorting Hat said, "Slytherin could make you great"

But you pleaded with him, "No"

And I think that was a big mistake

'Cause kindness can only get you so far

And I don't believe it was love that created your scar

It was the will to live

Oh Harry why won't you be my friend?



The first day at Hogwarts I offered you my hand

But you refused it, why I just don't understand

'Cause you left me no choice but to

Insult all the people that you chose to stand next to

You made me look like a jerk

Do you think that you're better than me?

Well, that hurts



Why won't you shake my hand?

Why won't you shake my hand?

Why won't you shake my hand, Harry Potter?



Oh, here we go



Why won't you shake my hand?

Why won't you shake my hand?

Why won't you shake my hand, Harry Potter?