You messed up in Potions Yesterday

But everyone thinks you're really great

'Cept Snape, 'cept Snape, 'cept Snape and me



Cause we see you for what you really are

A stupid little dork with a stupid dorky scare

And it's ok, it's really great

Cause I hate you and so does Snape



You crashed into the Whomping Willow tree

But no one else would kick you out and make you history

Except for Snape



Cause rules are rules no matter who you are

And you're the stupid jerk who wrecked a flying car

But it's ok, it's really great

Cause I hate you and so does Snape



We were teamed up in dueling class

And no one else believed that I would knock you on your bum

Except for Snape, except for Snape

We didn't know you talked to snakes



Which worked out alright in the end

Now everyone is thinking you're the heir of Slytherin

And it's ok, it's really great

Cause I hate you and now so does everyone else