The man who invented love

must have been thinking of somebody else

Couldn't have possibly thought about me

Could he, could he?

The man who invented love

must have been thinking of someone who would

know how to cope with it

Someone who would not be a dope with it

Someone who would bear the hurt of love

who'll take the bitterty

as well as the dessert of love

Yes, the man who invented love

must have been thinking of some other girl

but why can't that girl be me?

Why can't that girl be me?