[DJ Quik]

Huh, now don't come to my party if you don't wanna get drunk

It's me and my niggas and we puffin on a skunk

Cus it's true when I'm bent and I'm fuckin I can last long

With some Gin and a grin cus my cocks grown

Now don't trip ho, you like to get bent too

Hit the thai, run, get ya coochie in bent too

By a nigga that'll make ya sick

You know me *scratch**scratch**scratch* , Yeah

Now let me tell you about a party that I threw last year

Niggas kept haulin that party over here

Too many niggas so I had to get a keg of Budweiser

But it had me pissin down my leg

So I bought somethin that'll last longer

Somethin a little harder somethin a little stronger

Somethin that'll definitely make your day

So what you say muthafucka want some Tanqueray?

Now the niggas up on it went got some orange juice

Cus they know that Tanqueray'll get them hoes loose

Fillin up your glass, boy you tryin to trip

Nigga you can't handle full glass, fool take a sip

But I'm not stingy so I filled it to the rim

He went up in my kitchen with a bitch named Kim

Straight bareback in the pussy he dove

Huh, bustin nuts all on my stove

From drinking that.. 



[Chorus]

Tanqueray'll have ya feelin so fine

Little green bottle got you outta ya mind

So if you want to get bent in a big-o way

Come on and drink a little Tanqueray



[DJ Quik]

Now the party started jumpin and the music got loud

A hand full of niggas done turn into a crowd

Out my control the party started hoppin

And the more that niggas drunk, the more that started droppin

Shit, my house got fucked up for certain

With beer on my carpet, gum on my curtain

Niggas in my front yard bendin up the fence

Havin a fuckin great time all at my expense

But I can't trip because I'm knowin

Niggas gon' be niggas and that's just the way shit's goin

But bout damn time I got a visit from the crew

Playa Hamm and Shabby Bleu

With some bitches hollin' (Hey, where the party at?)

I said "The party's in my pants in ya monkey's kind a fat"

"Naw I'm just bullshittin come on in"

Now it was two bad bitches, but they had an ugly friend

Then the ho decided that she wanted to dance

Spilled Boo Farm, all on my pants

Plus she was spokin like a fingero ho

But I didn't say a Goddamn thing cus I didn't know

Then she and ?? started havin a fit

Talking about (all y'all rappin niggas aint shit)

So I spit in her face and socked the ho in lip

And dragged the bitch outta my tent

Cus I was full of that.. 



[Chorus]

Tanqueray'll have ya feelin so fine

Little green bottle got you outta ya mind

So if you want to get bent in a big-o way

Come on and drink a little Tanqueray



[DJ Quik]

Check it, now the bitch straight skated, but then she rolled back

Came up in the party wit a strap, cocked it

Jack, spotted it, hit her on the head and speed knotted it

Bitch dropped the strap and I got it

Rat pack time niggas, stop

The lights came on and the bitch got dropped

It was party over here and party over there

Till the niggas trippin, and started pullin out her hair

Now it really wouldn't nice to see

When they beat a bitch down, and drag her ass out in the street

"And you aint getting yo gat back showty"

Put it in pocket went back to the pawty

And everybody kicked it for the rest of the night

Huh, bud straight facin and the vibe was right

Wouldn't no mo' strappin everything was okay

Each everybody up skated cus we was outta that.. 



[Chorus x2]

Tanqueray'll have ya feelin so fine

Little green bottle got you outta ya mind

So if you want to get bent in a big-o way

Come on and drink a little Tanqueray



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