Who taught you how to do this shit?
 Yeah  you bad than a motherfucker

 Tell me  why are you so curious
 And why you keep on starin'
 At the motherfuckin' zipper on these jeans
 That I'm wearin' cause baby what's in there
 Is beyond your wildest dreams
 And although it seems that I'm on the nigga hoe team
 Girl  listen  listen  Mary don't you weep
 I don't come cheap and I'm not just no nigga off the street
 I'm a certified specialized pro
 Who's got a lot of soul when you're swingin'
 Off the end of my pole
 But the matter at hand is the size
 And how it makes ya act
 When you get it up and in between your thighs
 You could squirm and squeal and try to make a deal
 That'll keep me on your jock
 For whenever you get that feelin' for the real
 And when it gets swollen
 You think you'll be controllin' me
 Because I put the pole in your hole, see
 But however it's done, it's 68 and I owe you 1
 I'm doin' it for the thrill of it
 So tell me can you feel it?

 Chorus:

 Itz your fantasy baby, tell me if you feel it
 You know you wanna feel it
 Itz your fantasy, sing it if you feel it

 Okay, let's find a place, somethin' out of dodge
 Like the Quality Inn or the Travelodge
 Since I'm goin' out of my way
 Baby you pay for the spot
 See it's only right since you gettin' the cock
 Now tell me who's gonna get the rubbers?
 First things first, yes I like a bitch
 Who carries Lifestyles in her purse
 So since you know the play
 Close the curtains all the way
 And get ready for a toss and some rib sauce
 With a little weed I could do a good deed
 And as long as you ain't bleedin'
 I can give you what you need
 But I got a little ritual before we make love
 You gotta dish-a-dish-a-scrub
 Wash-a-wash-a-wash-a-rinse in the bathtub
 Hennessy and apple juice to sip on
 Get a little buzzed and we can get our dig on
 So don't trip cause when you
 Takin' off your clothes to reveal it
 I'ma make you feel it

 Chorus:

 Sing it if ya feel it, itz your fantasy baby
 Touch me if ya feel it, I need to know if you feel it
 Can you feel it baby?

 Now put it where you want it, get in where you fit in
 Cause when it comes to hittin' it, splittin' it
 I ain't bullshittin'
 See, you look so good you make me wanna go bare back on ya
 But I ain't hittin' unless I use the whole pack on ya
 Bitch didn't ya know I have more stamina than a horse?
 So don't trip just let the Hen take it's course
 Yeah right now your frontin',
 Shy, actin' like you nervous, naw, turnaround, lay down
 And let me pound on your cervix
 Yeah, it's the Log Ride, like at Magic Mountain
 Take it out your mouth and shoot it like a fountain
 Pull and watch it explode
 Let me change my tire and I'm right back on the road
 Now is this more than you expected?
 You let me drive that coochie and I wrecked it
 So even though I'll never get another chance to kill it
 It's cool just as long as I made you feel it

 Chorus:

 Itz your fantasy, tell me if you feel it
 You know you love it, sing it if you feel it
 You make me feel it, I know you feel it
 You know you feel it, tell me if you feel it
 Sing it if you feel it
 Yeah, you feel it, I love to make you feel it
 Oohh, you feel it