DJ Jazzy Jeff
DJ Jazzy Jeff - Numero Uno lyrics
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One one Grand number Grand numero Court is now in session Here ye here ye all listen close To the man the myth the fresh the prince the utmost I got a brain like a cup and rhymes I pour em spectrum to the astra dome to bore em All the way to wembley fans are in a frenzy doing what I gotta do to make people remember me Fast like flo jo crazy like cujo Both I know and you know that I'm numero uno My crew is numero Order in the court prepare to cop the plea sucker Judge jury bailiff their all me Your on trial but you can't win Cause I wrote the script you die in the end So throw in the towel sign off just give it up You tried to beat me in a game that I made up And by the time you learnt the rules and tried to change your fate Its too little too late sorry chump check mate I'm in the room to do my thing You wanna battle lets go just get your butt in the ring 10 seconds and its over I yell out who's next I got you off guard with the lyrical suplex I flex my lyrics so that you cant jinx The ship that wont sink more popular than the sphynx I'm a cardo will strong just like a dinosaur You want more your not scared then what your running for Cause I'm the incredible I do the impossible I'm known to destro you and your crew if you follow the rules I'm number one I'm the prince I'm the lyrical gun What you're dissing me yo cut that out son Cause I'm a weapon you heard what I said And I should have a danger sign on my forehead Cause I'm lethal fatal unstable I'm nitro standing in front of a mic cable Waiting to blow if there's a flick or a static To ignite the fuse in the room you feel the doom You tried to break but there's no escape From the jaws of death you took the bait Wait and if I say so you may go It's like mother mayor May It oh hell no Go ahead and play me if you think I'm a joke Just keep a brace around for when your neck gets broken Cause your gambling just like craps and trump go ahead roll Snake eyes you lost chump That's the way its gonna be every time you try to go rhyme for rhyme Your rhymes against my rhymes are dope Your rhyming is weak your rhyming is wack Wherever you got it from I suggest that you take it back Hold up hobbes you say you made it up Then cut your head off because your brain sucks You should a stayed back You should a laid back You Should a prayed that I didn't come back But I came back Remember way back You used to say that I wrote wack raps Now your screaming out somebody tame that Lyrical cyclops yo prince please stop Somebody call the cops go get you some eye drops Now heres a word for the wise don't go into the light That's how I get ya cause I'm a poetic poltergeist Now in ya mind is a vision that's driven by my decision to become an imaginational figment Which gives you the freedom to explore and roll around with your mind and disappear when you look behind You know I'm a gladiator and I really hate a sucker stepping to me that's a perpetrator Really I'm the vader terminator that's like setting up do that and detonator Go the phat was You know that I'm def cause I just transformed it like jeff does Fast like flo jo crazy like kujo Both I and you know that I'm numero uno My crew is numero Grand number My crew is numero