about the day my new car got hit
 it caught me off guard cause it happened so quick
 when I heard the crash I got mad as hell
 cruising down the highway fast not slow
 ninety miles an hour in my 5.0
 people waving at me cause they know who I am
 alpine stero blasting a jam
 put the top down said my girlfriend
 then my damn hat blew off in the wind
 I got kinda mad cause it's the hat I just bought
 I shoulda put her out it was all her fault
 day was friday date was ten
 my girl was looking good on a strem
 she smacked my hand when I put it on her rear
 said hit me again and I'll break your wrist
 that day I dressed all in white
 takin' my girl to Palm Springs for the night
 I was hoping I could find a short cut
 I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt
 there was this lady in a pinto coup
 'bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop
 driving off fast borderline insane
 glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane
 I swerved left then I swerved right
 she was still tailgating me too damn tight
 to the left lane I tried to switch
 then you saw my blinker bitch

 we both pulled off on the side of the road
 I was hot ready to explode
 the only thing stopping me from breaking her nose
 is I was 21 and she was 90 years old
 then the police came turn the lights off
 the lady started cryin' and the cop got soft
 the cop said ah it'll be ok
 wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe
 I said wait what's going on cap'
 her car's fine my car is wrecked
 then I saw what happened in the crash
 her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash
 you hit me I didn't hit you
 stop holding your neck lady you can't sue
 it's your fault you caused all this
 you saw my blinker bitch

 Wednesday October the fourth
 that's when we got our day in court
 that lady destroyed my case
 she came in a wheelchair and a neck brace
 I jumped up I said you must be jokin'
 come on judge her neck ain't broken
 well I'll be damned
 wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand
 the balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground
 judge said boy you'd better calm down
 aren't you one of them damn rap singers
 yeah then I gave him the finger
 judge held me in contempt of court
 for givin' him the finger and things of that sort
 anything to say before you're dismissed
 just one you saw my blinker bitch