Uh uhh  ahh! Ughhhhhhh
 Yo Jeffrey! Bust it..
 What are ya doin in there?
 Word em up word em up word em up
 In the place at about this time
 DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince just bu bu buggin out
 Losin it all  no sense
 Ay Jeff  scratch it  scratch it man  scratch it!
 {Jeff scratches}
 Ughhhhh.. aw that was decent
 Now scratch it  a quick joint, a quick one Jeff
 {Jeff scratches}
 Ooooooh yeah! Yeah!
 We just buggin, we just havin some fun
 Me and Jeffrey
 He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper
 Hello.. can anybody hear me?
 You can? Aight that's good, you can hear me?
 OK it's clear? It's good? OK everybody's got it?
 One.. two..
 One, two, and..

 My rhymes have been written, not to be bitten
 But as it seems, some suckers keep forgettin
 the rules about rappin, but that's alright
 Cause in the next five minutes I'ma have them all uptight
 Stronger than a dinosaur, better known than Santa
 Man -- the battles I battle, I usually win em
 in -- less than a minute, but it all depends
 on how long -- it takes you rappers to realize
 that tryin to defend yourself, is ridiculous
 Didn't you get my message inside of the question
 cause you're toys boys, I'm the Real McCoy
 I'm really gonna enjoy seein you destroyed
 If I was Fred Flintstone, I'd probably own all of Bedrock
 If I was a criminal I'd probably own a cellblock
 If I was in the Navy I would own the sea
 but I'm a  POET  so I own the whole rap industry
 I'm like a lion my man, and the streets are my den
 It's either kill or be killed, so I kill
 I kill again and again and again
 The X amount of times, rappers I'll slaughter them
 I tie em up and throw them in the water
 then I'll just walk away like no-thin ever happened
 until somebody else starts rappin
 That's when I snap and I'll attack and go mad like Rambo
 or maybe like Commando, or like Lando
 Calrissian, cause you know he was down with the Force
 Fresh Prince is the source I feel no pain or remorse
 Think that you can beat me rappin man you must be silly
 Man I really really really really really really
 hate when people, doubt my ability
 And I have to prove superiority
 If rap was basketball, I would be in luck
 Cause everytime I freestyled it would be a slam dunk
 MAN, I'm the engineer, and you're the passangers
 Takin on a voyage, a hip-hop massacre
 The Jason of rap, Freddy Kruger of rhymin
 And I'm sure that you'll see in due time man
 People will run, to Philadelphia Pennsylvania
 to all join in, to this Fresh Prince mania
 My face in magazines, on your radio or stereo
 Everywhere you go, audio and video
 A hip-hop terrorist, war like vocalist
 Other rappers say, "Yo Prince why don't you show me this
 style now," you must be trippin
 It ain't no way in hell I'ma let you put your lip in
 my rhyme cause it's a timebomb, I'm not kiddin
 My rhyme explodes the second it gets bitten
 I'm quick and nimble, a status symbol
 I shop at Macy's now but I used to shop at Gimble's
 I'll, drop kick a hurricane, bodyslam a tidal wave
 Walk through a tornado, or a volcano
 But I'll be OK though
 And here's some more info that you rappers should know
 You are the bombs and I will defuse you
 I am the lawyer and I'm goin to accuse you
 of the ultimate rhyme crime, and you will be guilty
 There's no way that you'll ever ever defeat beat me
 rappin any time of day
 Pop so much trash, man I can't wait
 to be face to face, and hear Jeff say, "Sick 'em"
 Man you're gonna be my victim
 You better duck, and pray for good luck Chuck, cause you're stuck
 You're like a Thanksgiving turkey and it's time to be plucked
 I see you're nervous purpose that's how I now you're soft
 You're runnin round like a chicken with your head cut off
 But just relax my power to the max
 And I'm cuttin no slack on this rap track, Jack
 So back up, as if you got good sense
 OR FEEL THE FURY.. of the Prince!
 And ya don't stop
 Yo Jazzy, why don't you rock up the spots
 Yo Jazzy, hey Jeff I'm psyched, I'm psyched
 Give em a cut Jeff
 {Jeff scratches}
 Ooooooh-weeeeeee! Check out my dish-jockey!
 Ay Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey, a fast one
 {Jeff scratches}
 Uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
 {Jeff scratches}
 Wow, ay Jeff Jeff, give em one of them fresh ones
 A fresh one Jeffrey
 {Jeff scratches}
 No music, no music
 {Jeff scratches}
 Wooooooo, that was decent, that was decent
 That's my DJ, that's my DJ
 Jazzy Jeff, I'm the Fresh Prince {*echoes*}
 Hi {hi} how ya doin?
 How's everyone doin out there?
 OOOOOOOOOH!
 {Jeff scratches}
 I'm just here to talk about my DJ
 I was just I was just standin in here, really
 Really? Aight, okay, umm
 On behalf of DJ Jazzy Jeff, and the Fresh Prince ..
 .. "Groove then get down!"
 {Jeff scratches}
 Thank you, and good night {*echoes