(Sulley)If I were a rich man

With a million or two

(Mike)I'd live in a penthouse

In a room, with a view

(Sulley)And if I were handsome (No way)

It could happen

Those dreams do come true

I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have you 

Wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have

Wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have

Wouldn't have nothin

(Mike)Can I tell you something?

For years I have envied (You green with it)

Your grace and your charm

Everyone loves you, you know? (Yes I know I know I know)

I must admit it

Big guy you always come through

I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have you

(Both)You and me together

That's how it always should be

One without the other 

Don't mean nothing to me, nothing to me.

(Mike)Ya I wouldn't be nothin, (Aw now)

If I didn't have you to serve

I'm just a punky little eyeball

And a funky optic nerve

Hey I never told you this

Sometimes I get a little blue (Looks good on you)

But I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have you,

(Sulley)Let's dance (haha)

(Mike)Look Ma! I'm dancin!

Would you let me lead?

Look at that its two big guys who're light on their feet

Don't you dare dip me don't you dare dip me don't you dare dip me

Ow I should have stretched

(Sulley)Yes I wouldn't be nothin

If I didn't have you (I know what you mean Sulley because)

I wouldn't know where to go (me too because I)

Or know, what to do (why do you keep singin my part)

(Both)I Don't have to say it (Aw say it anyway)

Cause we both know it's true

I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have 

I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have

I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have

Wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have 

Youuuuu

(Mike)One more time! Big one!

(Sulley)Don't have to say it

(Mike)Where'd everybody come from?

(Sulley)Oh we both know its true

(Mike)Let's take it home big guy

(Both)I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have

I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have

I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have

You, you, you!

A-E-I-O that means you 

Ya!