well honey, i've seen worse
we're gonna turn this sow's ear
into a silk purse

we'll have you washed and dried
primped and polished til you grow with pride
just my recipe for instant pride
you'll briung honor to us all

wait and see
when we're through
boys will gladly go to war for you
with good fortune and a good hairdo
you'll bring honor to us all

A girl can bring her family
great honor in one way
by striking a good match
and this would be the day

men want girls with good taste
calm, obedient, who work fast paced
with good breeding
and a tiny waist

you'll bring honor to us all

we all must serve our emporer
who guards us from the huns

when we're through
when we're through
when we're through...
you'll bring honor to us
you'll bring honor to us
you'll bring honor to us all

there, you're ready
....not yet

an apple for serenity
a pendant for balance
beads of jade for beauty
you must proudly show it
now add a cricket
just for luck
and even you can't blow it

ancestors hear my plea
help me not to make a fool of me
and to not uproot my family tree
keep my father standing tall

scarier than the undertaker
we are meeting our matchmaker

please bring honor to us
please bring honor to us
please bring honor to us
please bring honor to us all