Listen to me!
The human world, it's a mess!
Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there!

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake.
You dream about going up there,
But that is a big mistake.
Just look at the world around you,
Right here on the ocean floor!
Such wonderful things surround you!
What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea, under the sea.
Darling, it's better
Down where it's wetter,
Take it from me.
Up on the shore they work all day,
Out in the sun they slave away,
While we devoting full time to floating
Under the sea!

The newt play the flute, the carp play the harp,
The plaice play the bass, and they soundin' sharp!
The bass play the brass, the chub play the tub!
The flutke is the duke of soul! (Yeah! )
The ray, he can play the lings on the strings.
The trout rocking out, the blackfish, she sings.
The smelt and the sprat, they know where it's at.
And oh, that blowfish blow!

Under the sea! Under the sea!
When the sardine begin to beguine, it's music to me!
What do they got? A lot of sand?
We got a hot crustacean band!
Each little snail here know how to wail here!
That's why it's hotter under the water!
Now we in luck here down in the muck here
Under the sea!