[Shock G]

Cheese, put some cheese

Between your knees

A fat can of pinto beans

Cabbage and greens and rice

That's why cats chase mice

Shrimp-fried rice falafel

Roscoe's chicken and waffles

The condoms were invalid

Butter beans with egg salad



They was quick to exchange the head

But now instead, they rub each other down



[Humpty-Hump]

PeeWee came needy with the D-flo

But I said, yo, take it slow cause he knows the flow



[Shock G]

She used to be quick to lick, the trick

But now she just wanna rub em down



[Humpty-Hump]

PeeWee came fat with the D-flo

But I said, yo, take it slow cause he knows the flow



[Shock G]

She told him to strap his 'zack with the hat

Cause she didn't want to catch his fleas



[Humpty-Hump]

But it was all a bit in the wrong Christmas tree

So let's all light up a pack of butter beans!



[Shock G]

Rub me down, tonight

Just rub me down, tonight [x2]



[Digital Underground]

Body-hats, lookin for the Body-Hats [x8]



[Humpty-Hump]

Latex for my eyes, to protect me from the TV lies



“Barring abstinence the Body-Hat is the best known protection

Against FADES: Falsely Acquired Diluted Education Syndrome”



[Humpty-Hump]

Yeah, I need a jim hat form my ears

Blockin out somebody else's fears, know what I'm sayin

Yo, check this out, check it out



[Shock G]

She used to be quick to lick, the trick

But now she just wanna rub em down



[Humpty-Hump]

How about a big plate of curried goat with some barbecued oxtail?



[Shock G]

Yeah, keep rubbing that lotion on meee



[Humpty-Hump]

How about a big bean sprout tofu burger, know what I'm sayin



[Shock G]

She used to be quick to lick, the trick

But now she just wanna rub em down



[Humpty-Hump]

She just wanna rub em dooownn

Body-ody, ody-odeee

Yo, how about a big plate of curried goat

With some barbecued oxtails, know what I'm saying

Yeeahh, I need latex for my eyes

To protect me from the TV lies, y'all

Check it out, uh, a fat can of pinto beans



[Shock G]

Rub me down, tonight

Just rub me down, tonight [x4]