"[Karrin Allyson]
If you want a man you can love
and be his one and only

[Deedles Schuur]
If you want a man who will be there
and always will

K:       If this is who you're looking for
D:       The prince who's going to show up
at your door

Both:  Whatever you do,
Stay away from Bill

[Horn & piano interlude]

D:      Stay away from Bill, he's a beast
and you'll always be lonely

K:       He won't ever call, and he'll run
when he's had his fill

D:      He'll put you on a pedestal

K:      That's right before he puts you
through the mill

Both:  Whatever you do,
Stay away from Bill

Both:  If you're wonderin' if there's any good in him
When it comes to Bill, the answer's no

He'll lie and deceive you
He'll love you and leave you
and ohhhhhh.....

D:      You'll be miserable

K:      So stay away from Bill
'Cause he's bad, and he's nothin' but trouble

D:      [He's nothin' but trouble]

K:      Stay away from Bill

D:      [counterpoint] Stay away from Bill

K:      If you do

Both: And you're gonna be fiiiiiiine.....

D:      He'll have you and hurt you
and then he will desert you

K:      He'll shock you and shake you
He'll rock you and he'll break you

Both: He'll chill you and thrill you
He'll kill you, then he'll bill you

Stay--a-way--from--Bill
That--boy--is--miiiiiiine

D:     That boy is mine

K:     No, that boy is mine

D:     Did you hear me, girlfriend?
That boy is mine

K:     I heard you loud and clear
That boy is mine

D:     No he's not, no he's not

K:     [humming]

D:     I'll tell you one more time, girlfriend,
He's mine

D:    [humming]

K:    Deedles, that boy is mine

D:    Karryn, that boy is mine

[Karryn - scatting]

[Deedles - scatting]

K:     Stay away from Bill

D:     Stay away from Bill"