When I look at your face
I'm definitely not in love
And I mean when I say
I'm definitely not
I'm definitely not in love

You think I tell my mom about you? I don't (I do)
If you think your tattoos make you hot, fuck off
Your jokes never make me laugh, I never miss when you're away, I don't like you
Who cares if your hair is a new color every other day
I won't think about you tomorrow and I sure as hell didn't think about you yesterday

When I look at your face
I'm definitely not in love
And I mean when I say
I'm definitely not
I'm definitely not in love

When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)

No I don't wanna kiss your lips or hold your hand
And no I don't want us to listen to your stupid emo bands
You drive like a crazy man, your piercings aren't edgy
Your sarcasm isn't witty and if I ever get my hands on you
There's no telling what I'll do

When I look at your face
I'm definitely not in love
And I mean when I say
I'm definitely not
I'm definitely not in love

When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
When I'm too drunk to drive so I'm sleeping in a daze (I'm not in love)
When you lean in really close acting like you're gonna kiss me (I'm not in love)

I know I drive you crazy when I sing too loud and off-key
And how I love firing you up after you just insulted me
You hate LA and the rock band scene
You say I can't handle my booze
I wear stripper shoes
And you'd never be with a girl like me

When I look at your face
I'm definitely not in love
And I mean when I say
I'm definitely not
I'm definitely not in love

When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
When I'm too drunk to drive so sleeping in a daze (I'm not in love)
When you lean in really close acting like you're gonna kiss me (I'm not in love)

No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
Swear to God, swear to God
Swear to God
No don't kiss me
No don't leave me
No don't leave me now
Swear to God, swear to God
I'm not in love