You're buffered safe in your yuppie ways
Airhead cvictim of the concrete maze
You're nothing, you're nothing
You're nothing to me
  (Bridge)
  You need a slap
  So yeah, take that
  Yeah, yeah slap
  So take that...
(Chorus)
Wondering what goes on in your mind
You'll get yours, it's just a matter of time, of time
Girls like you, you make me sick
What you need is a nice quick...
  Crack of the whip
  (2nd Bridge)
  So here's nick
  Yeah, you need a slap
  Yeah, so take that
  Yeah, yeah slap
So hard to understand your kind
You backstabbing social butterfly
Daddy's rich girl, you bum me out
It makes me sick to think...
I even asked you
(Repeat bridge,chorus,and 2nd bridge)
A slap...Here's Nick!
  Slap!
  Yeah, so take that
  Yeah, you need a slap
  You need a slap
  (Repeat chorus)
What you need is a nice...
Rubber room and a straight jacket
So here's Nick
  Yeah, you need a slap
  Yeah, yeah slap