WEAVE TO THE LEFT BOB TO THE RIGHT

OR YOU'LL BE A FLAT TIRE ON THE FREEWAY OF LIFE

GO GET ACTIVE, CHANGE YOUR LUCK

LAY WITH YATTA YATTA'S AND TREAT 'EM ROUGH

COME YOUR TURKEY, DROP YOUR LOAD

PLEASE DON'T LET THE TIN MAN GET YOUR GOAT

STAY HORIZONTAL DON'T LOOK BACK

IF YOU DO YOU'LL GIVE YOUR MOM AND DAD

A HEART ATTACK

CHECK YOUR OIL CHANGE YOUR MIND …

KEEP IT UP LIKE A PUP

YOUR BATTERY WILL GO BEFORE U KNOW WHAT'S UP

LOOK FOR A SOCKET WEAR FLESH-COLORED PANTS 

BIG BABIES GO THE DISTANCE IN WRAP-AROUND FAT

DIG YOUR DIDDLE CLEAN YOUR NOSE

WHEN TROUBLE GETS BEHIND YOU KEEP YOUR

BACK DOOR CLOSED

OKAY SO YOU'RE SKINNY ITS A HARD-EDGED GAME

JELLYMEN ARE WEAK LINKS ON THE DAISY CHAIN

SLEEP ON YOU BELLY, REACH FOR THE SKY