Welcome boys and to the rock and roll high school 

Lesson #1 us where to put your tongue 

Lesson #2 is what you do with your tool 

And watch the fringe benefits come second to none! 



Graduates from the old rock and roll high school 

Pretend they're still rebellious with a video pose 

The uneducated spew some lame political view 

And the punks will look like hunks in their endorsement clothes! 



So hey, let's rock, and put out a little corporate schlock! 

To play, just get the call, then keep your eye on the friggin' ball 

'Cause that's all... that's all! 



Listen boys and girls to the rock and roll motto 

It's fun to spend your money, just take it from me 

And don't cry "foul" for us admitting this cash cow 

The "revolution" is a capitalist industry! 

So, hey, let's rock, and talk a little corporate talk! 

I say, you'll never fall, when your face is pressed against the wall! 



If what it takes to rock, is to suck a little corporate cock 

Well, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door! 

If what it takes to score, is to be a corporate whore 

We're already there! 



(Mid section) Come on out to the Brüster spend-a-long 

Buy a T-shirt and it'll make you feel like you're part of an elite clique 

While directly paying for our advertising! 



Hey hey! We passed, now everyone can kiss our ass!!! 

And we'll appeal to a need 

Where one never used to be 



'Cause what it takes to rock is to suck some corporate cock 

So, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door! 

And what it takes to score, is to be a corporate whore 

So, hey Borivoj, we'll be the girls next door! 

So, hey Monte Conner, we'll be the girls next door! 

So, hey Pepsi-Cola, we'll be the girls next door! 

So, hey Cliff Cultreri, we'll be the girls next door!!!