Larry was a pessimist, I wanna be like Larry 

He bore the burden of a soul that's always burning 

And says "every one should be like me!" 

Well it's easy to be an anarchist 

When you've got record companies to pay for it 

You're no rebel if you're playing by the rules 



Larry's O, he need no fucking dough 

Anarchy's the way, oh he's really not that sorry 

Larry's old, and just like some little girls 

Oh, I guess we all get in his way 



Larry was a drunken mess, and sometimes I'd rather be like Larry 

But he sees me staying sober and he'll lose it all together 

And then Larry wants to be like me 



Yeah, it's a real triumph that I seem distressed 

I'm not pissed, I'm just unimpressed 

And the reason I don't care is 'cause it's all been done before 

Larry's road, it's really getting old, am I in your way? 

Oh I'm really really sorry 



Larry's old, but acts like a little girl 

Oh I guess it all gets in the way 

Larry knows, I'm just doing this for the dough 

And you better hope this makes no money 

'Cause we've got four album options 

Larry's O, just like him and he knows, 

But, oh, the joke is getting old