Artist: Denis Leary
Song  : Life's Gonna Suck
Album: No Cure for Cancer

(VAMP E on spoken parts between verses)

"This is a special moment right now
We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home
Send your parents out of the room, this is a kids song"

::guitar starts::

Sung:
|C			     |F	  |C
Life's gonna suck when you grow up
     |F	  |C
When you grow up
     |F	  |G
When you grow up
|C			     |F	  |C
Life's gonna suck when you grow up
   |F		    |G	  |C
It sucks pretty bad right now

(E) Spoken:
Hey! If you know the words, sing-a-long!

Sung:
You're gonna have to mow the lawn
Do the dishes
Make your bed
You're gonna have to go to school
Until you're seventeen

Spoken:
And it's gonna seem about 3 times as long as that

Sung:
You might have to go to war
Shoot a gun
Kill a nun
You might have to go to war
When you get out of school

Spoken:
Hey, cheer up kids! It gets a lot worse

Sung:
You're gonna have to deal with stress
Deal with stress
Deal with stress
You're gonna be a giant mess
When you get back from the war

BRIDGE:

|F		     |C
Santa Claus does not exist
    |G		    |C
And there's no Easter Bunny
|D			   |D
You'll find out when you grow up that
|D		   |G		     |G7
Big Bird isn't funny, funny, funny
[tacet]
HA HA HA HA

Life's gonna suck when you grow up
When you grow up
When you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up
It sucks pretty bad right now

You're gonna end up smoking crack
On your back
Face the fact
You're gonna end up hooked on smack
And then you're gonna die

|F		|G	|C
Then you're gonna die!!!