On the chest 

Uncle Pete is looking past his best 

But he dribbles better than the rest 

Here I go down the wing 

Everybody sing 

Eye on the ball, eye on the ball, eye on the 

2 - 1 is better than 1 - 0 at home 

And long live the pissheads that leave me alone 

Here’s the wall 

Freekick and I’m standing so tall 

To the left, to the left, STOP. A bit more… 

Here I go 

Everybody sing 

Eye on the ball, on the ball 

Eye on the own goal 

Well 4 - 1 is better than 1 - 0 at home 

And long live the pissheads that leave me alone 

Foul referee 

He’s hacking at my knee 

Down in the box 

Point to the spot – Whey! 

Back of the net 

It’s going in the back of the net 

Eye on the ball 

Eye on the Bollocks 

8 - 1 is better than 1 - 0 at home 

And long live the pissheads that leave me alone 

10 - 1 is better than 1 - 0 at home 

And long live the pissheads that leave me alone