Del tha Funkee Homosapien
Del tha Funkee Homosapien - Phony Phranchise lyrics
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This is real hip hop no no phony franchise When and by a landslide and you know you can't hide This is D E L not no phony franchise When and by a landslide and you know you can't hide This is Hieroglyphics not no phony franchise When and by a lanfslide and you know you can't hide Verse 1: Del d scuba diver wet suit Who survived to get loose Brewin' in the test tubes To the rescue, extra edition process to get you all stressed Step onto my office, that's what you call fresh It's more like some soft breasts If i stopped ces, I'll probably leave them coughless Test it, just to see if ya'll restin' I'm blessin' the beat just like if I was the best man Yo, yo missin' in the public school distict Get a book and do the physics, yo I got a cool image Like Hendrix, my ?kid sets? can funk up to my index Bench press rappers doing sets with my syntax Ain't nothin' new motherfucker man I been black Impact, remember Malcom X wore a pimp hat You paper chasin when you make it then you spent that That's your whole life you shoulda never ever been rap Wanna be gangster fool around and get your friend capped Talkin' hella shit my brother trying to buy a ten sack Man, just call me amphibious, submerging so deep Yanking curtains on these idiots Walking 'round oblivious, more than annoying Everywhere I turn a black life is destroyed and Times is getting tough gotta sign for unemployment Walkin' round the town all annoyed and bent Out of posture from sixteen blunts, a pint of vodka Intoxicated some of ya'll call it faded With my headphones slammin' playin Iron Maiden Sleepin' in the lobby at the days end Hook Verse 2: I'm born storming, allure and curing Your ailments with lyrical talisments Here it is, for the scrutiny of every record reviewer Your tutor reduce your little rhymes are non-existant Meticulous methods I use to modify The style you all should try Posh poetics, cost effective Neck and neck with sun beams Transends the fabric of time, yeah there's one me Named Hiero, habitual funk, fiends and freakers Techniques from the major leaguers leaves you weaker Right on schedule gold medalist rebellious (who?) Del is, got you cornered like a cougar Comin' up with new words like you must be a lumix Gonna infiltrate my crew when you know you'll go nuts Lactose intolerant your bauls will blow up Catostrophic so deep you can't locate with metal detectors Listen more then once you'll need several inspections I'm sicker than a B-3 call reinertae the fact with flows that free fall Reintroduction the classic material that last with imperial Props and pop ??? Hotter than coals tread and your feet will melt like plastic I castrate contenders With a crew that got more power than the westcoast Avengers Sit and let your ears swim in the splendor Hook Verse 3: Mouth watering musical madness More bomb than Bombay and Glad bags, get mezmorized Spellbound Del sound profound Hip hop essentials mandatory for the mental I used to be dazed and confused Now I'm amazed and amused At life and its clever rules I have compassion while other brothers askin' for trouble Brain damage got a rebuttle Yo, while I'm on stage pumpin' fear Your over there in the corner drinking non alcoholic beer Dominating, commentating moving on to great things Ebracing the lunacy placing the community With one, two, three or more clueless emcees Magnifying music with my magnificant mind That blinds with sunshine it's embbarrassing Hop in the Caravan with Hiero and hit the road to take care of fans You know what, I'm playin' dozens It's sudden impact crib death It's big threat major counter act like tazers Trailblazers, we clown the name sayers I crave flavorings with custom tailorings Like I comunicate with aliens, it's a daily routine It's never failing you fiends to get cream Whether continuity the rhymes move in unity perfectly with the tunes I hope it hits you soon