If you want this to end
Then please don't come over here
'Cause when you do, my heart breaks
And then I'll have me another beer
And then I'll smoke another joint
But, girl, that's not the point of this song
And since we just can't get along

If you want this to end
Then please don't you come around me
'Cause it's only through eyes
Of true love that I see
And since you won't talk to me
You'll only tear me apart
So please cooperate
To save my poor broken heart

If you want this to end
Please stay on your side of town
'Cause, girl, I just can't take it
When I see you around
I just want to hug you and squeeze you
And to be your friend
Just like old times
You and me friends again

Yeah, and maybe even more
Oh, girl, we could roll around on the floor
Fall in love, get married, and make love
Yeah, and we could live happily ever for the rest of our lives

But if you want this to end
Then please stay away from me
'Cause I will only think about
How I dream things could be
And that is you finding it in your heart
To give me another chance
Then just like old times
You and me friends again

Yeah, and maybe even more
Oh, girl, we could roll around on the floor
Fall in love, get married, and make love
Yeah, and we could live happily ever for the rest of our lives