I'm gonna shut myself in and not come out again
I'm gonna stay there 'til I rot in my grave
And if someone comes a knockin' I just won't let 'em in

Oh, woman of mine
You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you're on your way
Now that I'm outta my mind
Tell me how the hell I'm ever gonna make it through another day
Baby there's just no way

I'm gonna rob me a bank
I'm gonna get myself arrested and go to jail
I'll spend the rest of my life in a tank
And If someone tries to help me, I'll refuse the bail

Oh, woman of mine
You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you're on your way
Now that I'm outta my mind
Tell me how the hell I'm ever gonna make it through another day
Baby there's just no way

I'm gonna go in my room
I'm gonna turn off all the lights and crawl in bed
Like a caterpiller in a cocoon
I'm gonna hold my breath and make believe I'm dead

Oh, woman of mine
You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you're on your way
Now that I'm outta my mind
Tell me how the hell I'm ever gonna make it through another day

Oh, woman of mine
You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you're on your way
Now that I'm outta my mind
Tell me how the hell I'm ever gonna make it through another day

Baby there's just no way