Smoothed out without the R and B
 (Mercy) Come on!
 (Mercy) Come on y'all!
 (Mercy) Come on!
 There's no R and B in this song
 So come along fly children come along
 Come along fly children come along
 Come along fly children come along
 There's no R and B in this song!
 Pushed up a dame by the name of Crystal
 Who flaunts to the point just like a missile
 A habit wit ear kiddin' wit gold mags
 And since she fancies facial hair she asks my name
 (Hey baby what's your name?)
 Now ever so fab I said I'm wala
 Miss Wild who used to run tough wit Koala
 She was a winner of my metaphor and she knew that
 I said I'm gonna feed your mouth she said you do that
 Now Crystal stops the jeep I think I'm mad fly
 She used to have a man wit lots of mad signs
 Her strut was guaranteed to make a gay smile
 And in bed she had proved to be real agile
 I show her to the lounge and I dined her
 Then she gave me some digits where I could find her
 I licked her like a stamp
 Laid and sticked her like a champ
 But the... um she gave me burn
 I had to go see the doctor
 (3 days later) Skeezer skeezer skeezer (Uhhhh)
 (3 days later) Skeezer skeezer skeezer (Oh yeah)
 (3 days later) Skeezer skeezer skeezer
 (3 days later) Skeezer skeezer skeezer!
 DOVE:
 Well it was thirty after nine and I was loungin'
 Tokin' on some smoke that I was poundin'
 I rang up seven up so we can skip to the mall
 Thinkin' a good day to shop
 But then we got stopped
 A shooter man said "Yo this is a stick up"
 A whole lot of dirt was 'bout to kick up
 I had screens in my pocket
 And man, tonight's my date
 Wit Smokey Sue, now what was I to do?
 In my head I'm thinking, 'Should I dodge the bullet?'
 'Man this kid is bluffin' you can pull it'
 I feared the whole scene,
 The shooter didn't bluff
 Now look at me now,
 He shot my ass dead
 (Yeah)
 (You shouldn't have)
 (I did, so let's get in the van)
 (You shouldn't have)
 (I did, so get in the fucking van!)
 (I love you babe)
 (I.. I love you babe)
 (I love you babe)
 (I love you babe)
 Skeezer skeezer skeezer
 Skeezer skeezer skeezer
 Skeezer skeezer skeezer
 Skeezer skeezer skeezer