Miss Helmink, your sanitary napkin doesn't fit
Shame Peter, don't be so naughty!
Doctor Simon, I think you're a dick
Yo Arney, change your coupe!

Jef Alberts, with your skew horse face
And Linda, well, I like to get her naked
Daniel, you're an old bugger
Diane, you've got a face like a door!

Good Times!! Bad Times!!

Mister Harmsen, stop talking nonsense
Laura, you're a corpse which broke loose!
Mickey, well, she is quite allright
But Suzanne, flush her down the toilet!

Jef Alberts, with your skew horse face
And Linda, well, I like to get her naked
Daniel, you're an old bugger
Diane, you've got a face like a door!

Watched it 3 times, to write this song
But without vomiting, I couldn't take it until the end!
It's pathetic, that people watch this
But that doesn't show in the statistics!

(*1 Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden (GTST) is the biggest Dutch soap. All of the persons named in this song are characters from the series)