Lisa washed her hair on Monday

Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday

Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday

Lisa washed her hair in Thursday



Then her husband noticed that her shampoo

Had upset her pH balance

Her hair was all dried out and frizzy

So he shot the bitch and moved to the city



Her husband got a job at a roller rink

He tried to pick up chicks but he had a little dink

He brushed his teeth with Aim but it didn't matter

Nice fresh breath but his dink didn't get no bigger



Oh what a stupid world