When I was a little kiddy

My mommy she would tell me

Even the world's best laid plans

End up in the garbage can

We got a saying around our house

Your shit's in a knot, your head should me in a noose

High blood pressure and an early death

Is all it'll get you so you might as well accept that





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SHIT!

Happens

SHIT!

Happens

It happens, it happens

SHIT!

Happens

SHIT!

Happens

DON'T WORRY!

Cuz shit will always happen





She had a little party while her parents were away

Guess she figured everything would be okay

35 skinheads and a rugby team

Drinking that liquor cabinet clean

Best friend's brother was a biker

So you hired his gang for the bouncers

Started wrecking your place so you called the cops

The cops get in your face and destroy your house you see



Chorus



I'm not sick and I'll always be like this

There's something to think about while I take a piss

I whip out my dick and I point it at the hole

I then relax and let the pressure flow

An extra stream will start to squirt

Right up in the air, and on my shirt

But I won't be mad, nor get uptight

Cuz it happens like this every fuckin night



Chorus