Sittin on the pot on Tuesday mornin

Readin bout the war in Lebanon

A car bomb killed 3 yankees in Rome

But I got a bigger problem and its closer to home



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Oh fuck my shit stinks

Holy fuck'n moly my shit stinks

Argh fuck billy my shit stinks 



Maybe there's something wrong with my diet

I had a case of beer and couple of tacos

You know I feel like Johnny Cash

Going down in that ring of burning fire



Well all my friends like heavy metal

But I've always been partial to polkas

While they're all playin their air guitars

I'm fartin along with the booming tubas