One day when I was home alone

Just me and the dog holding the phone

I gave my pal a piece of cheese

It was limberger the cheese that pleezes



Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh he had to go

Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo Number 2

Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar it was to far

Or or or or or or or to the door



There was shit and piss all over the place

My dog Wallace had gone to pieces

There was a revolting oder in the air

It was limberger the cheese that pleezes