Let me apologize in advance
For the way my friend behaves
He'll pick a fight and take a holy stance
He's so proud that he's so saved

I hope you don't judge Jesus
By the things my friend will say
He holds a Bible like a dagger
And he twists it just that way

He just loves conversation
Like a cat loves a bird
I guess he's always been a good man
In the worst sense of the word

The good knights went out to save the day
In the age of the crusades
A sharp sword on a tortured soul
They were sure the point was made

Any tool can be a weapon
If it's used with that intent
The devil's great at quoting scripture
And confusing what it meant

He just loves conversation
Like a cat loves a bird
I guess he's always been a good man
In the worst sense of the word

They 'jacked a plane to make a sneak attack
They were trained to die in flames
Their last words were to God above
Just to praise His holy name

For all the terror and destruction
They felt no sense of shame
You gotta wonder why religion
Can make people so insane

He just loves conversation
Like a cat loves a bird
I guess he's always been a good man
In the worst sense of the word