David Hasselhoff: Jump in my car, I wanna take you home. Mmm, jump in my car, it’s too far to walk on your own.

Girls: No thank you sir.

DH: Ah, c’mon, I’m a trustworthy guy.

G: No thank you sir.

DH: Oh little girl I wouldn’t tell you no lie

G: I know your game

DH: How can you say that, we only just met

G: You’re all the same

DH: Ooh, she’s got me there, but I’ll get her yet

G: I got you there

DH: No you didn’t, I was catching my breath. And look it’s starting to rain and baby you’ll catch your death.

G: Well, I don’t know

DH: Ah, come on it costs nothing to try. And you’ll arrive home nice and dry.



DH: Jump in my car, I wanna take you home. C’mon jump in my car, it’s too far to walk on your own.



DH: Jump in my car, I wanna take you home. C’mon jump in my car, it’s too far to walk on your own.

G: Well maybe I will.

DH: Ah, that’s better now, you’re talking sense.

G: You best be keep still.

DH: Well, if you like I’ll just put up a fence.

G: No need to get smart.

DH: Well alright we’ll soon be on our way.

G: We better start.

DH: What for?

G: Because it’s such a long way.

DH: Well, why, where d’you live?

G: I live down south, it’s roughly eighty-four miles.

DH: Hey slow down, you must be joking there behind that cute smile.

G: Oh, no I’m not.

DH: Well, if you’re not there’s only one thing to say.

G: And what’s that?

DH: Get out the car, get on your way.



DH: Get out of my car.

G: But you just said that you’d take me home.

DH: Well, it’s just too far.

G: But there’s no way that I can get there alone.

DH: I couldn’t care less.

G: Maybe I could see you next week.

DH: But you look a mess.

G: Look who’s talking, you got no right to speak.



DH: Get out of my car!

G: You told me that you’re a really nice guy

DH: Well I am… Yeah! Get out of my car. Get out! Get out of my car!