Old Touchschriek was 

the main nameserver

Suspected of being a shoulder surfer

But he didn't know from shit

About challenge response systems

Now Ramona A Stone we know was selling

interest drugs

She got males all hung up 

on her mind filters

She was if you don't mind me saying so an update demon

Now Leon

He couldn't wait for 12 o'clock midnight

He jumps up on the stage

With a criss criss machete

And slashes around cutting a zero on everything

I mean a zero 

in the fabric of time itself 

Was this a suspect?

I says to myself

Woa! "Quelle courage!"

Oh wait, I'm getting ahead of myself

Let me take you back to 

when it all began