I saw him by the dj

The way he danced was cool

They said I stood no chance

They called me little fool

Well here I am before you

And all your friends can see

You roasting like a turkey

It's just this flame in me



And no one can burn like me



I am a laser 

Burning through your eyes

And I know what kind of man you are

And I long to hold you tight

I am a laser

Knowing right from wrong

And I know what kind of heart you have

A heart so big and strong



I dreamed how much I'd lay on you

Sitting by your side

Driving in my Dusenburgh

Going for a ride

I'm going to turn my beam on

If only for an hour

You know I switch the heat on

When you feel my golden shower



And no one can burn like me



I am a laser 

Burning through your eyes

And I know what kind of man you are

And I long to hold you tight

I am a laser

Knowing right from wrong

And I know what kind of heart you have

A heart so big and strong



I know what the boys call me

They think I'm Black Barbarella

But only one beam do I have

And that's this heartbeat of mine



I am a laser 

Burning through your eyes

And I know what kind of man you are

And I long to hold you tight

I am a laser

Knowing right from wrong

And I know what kind of heart you have

A heart so big and strong