Once there was a fellow and his name was Buzz

He was just a rookie cop, just a baby Fuzz

He patrolled the Sunset Strip in the land of the free and the home of the hip

He protected you and me until he met a girl called Alice D



Alice was the girl that all the hippies dread

And they called her sweet Alice the head

Alice it was plain to see, was full of pot and stp

She'd attract a great big crowd, because her inner piece was much too loud



Good Buzz did the thing that good Fuzz must

Stuck his gun in Alice's chest and said "This is a bust"

Shone the flashlight in her eyes, she began to hypnotize

Buzz said "What a wild sensation, this must be hallucination"tion tion 



Love is so sensational, when you fall in love with eyes dilatational

Now they're taking pills and shots and Buzz is not afraid of Watts

He and Alice D have shown the way of where the fuzz might be some day

Buzz is still a cop of course, he's the pusher on the force

He's protecting you and me from evil women like miss Alice D