I'm gonna tell you about my younger days when my health 
was good, but my mind was crazed
By chemical interactions in my brain.
Yes, I got high. You know it's true, but what I'm gonna 
relate to you
Will keep you just like me from going insane.
Cuz you know ... Beer is good for you! (Beer is good 
for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it's true.) Beer is good for 
you.
Yeah, keep off crack and speed and smoke. You'll just 
get dumber with every toke.
Rocks in your head. No wonder it's called "stoned".
Your heart beats fast, eyes red as hell. The monkey 
just gets bigger till 
Your money, lungs and mind will all be broke
But you know ... Beer is good for you! (Beer is good 
for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it's true.) Beer is good for 
you.
Beer is good for you! (Beer is good for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Here's to you.) (Belch) Beer is 
good for you.
Dope carnivals inside your head can turn into freak 
shows instead
Face every imagined horror known to you!
Beautiful and exotic, paranoiac and psychotic.
There's nothing left but sawdust when it's through.
Hey, don't feel bad and don't feel blue about all this 
jive I'm layin' on you.
I'm just trying to make a point and make it clear.
No, don't get angry. Don't lose hope just because you 
can't use dope.
You can always make a real good case of beer.
Cuz you know ... Beer is good for you! (Beer is good 
for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it's true.) Beer is good for 
you.
Beer is good for you! (Beer is good for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Here's to you.) (Belch) Beer is 
good for you.
Dark or light, it's brown as honey, worth its weight in 
gold or money
Oh, baby, that beer is good for you!
Gives your tongue a tingle and your mind a buzz and you 
wake up in the morning with a mouth full of fuzz.
Oh, baby, that beer is good for you!
And you know ... Beer is good for you! (Beer is good 
for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it's true.) (Belch) Beer is 
good for you.
Not as good as sex, but it's better than jail. Hookers 
cost, but so does bail.
Oh, baby, that beer is cheaper, too.
So, tell the man behind the bar, B - E - E - R!
I'm telling you, beer is good for you!
And you know ... Beer is good for you! (Beer is good 
for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it's true.) Beer is good for 
you.
Beer is good for you! (Beer is good for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Here's to you.) (Belch) Beer is 
good for you.
I said that beer is, ... beer is, ... It's good for 
you! (Belch)