Damn, what drugs aren't you on
And can I come along
You’re wasted and stoned when
I am sober as a marble
I think I love you are horrible
I think I love you are horrible
You can’t be my girl
You can’t be my girl
You can’t be my girl

Fishing for your lipstick, 
You found your cigarettes
We’re hacking up the wrapping, 
As we sit on rotten steps
You're crazy and show you it off
Dear, you’re slurring Gorbachev
But you insist on discussing him
You’re so wrong but somehow you win
So wrong to kiss you when
You can’t be my girl
You can’t be my girl
You can’t be my girl

You’re sweet but you’re messed up
Your best friend is a red cup
You're obviously not the one
But you remind me life can be fun, 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 
You can’t be my girl
You can’t be my girl
You can’t be my girl