I always kinda figured love would pass me by,
The kinda girl I wanted, wouldn't want a guy like me,
I thought that she... wouldn't look twice

See, I'm kinda crazy, but I like the extremes,
All of my life, the girl of my dreams... was
Everything nice, sugar and spice, and, tequila on ice.

I was lookin' for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
But every girl I found was either one way or the other,
'Til one night at a bar, when I saw her standin' there,
Pretty thing in blue jeans with a daisy in her hair.

I walked over to her and introduced myself,
I said, "Now that we know each other, if you're not with someone else,
Can I buy you a drink?" She said, " Thank you, I think I'll have
Tequila on ice."
And I Said, "Nice"

( Music Interlude )

I was lookin' for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
But every girl I found was either one way or the other,
But this one here was different, I could see it from the start,
Pretty thing in blue jeans, kinda sweet and wild at heart.

I guess that's what got me, down here in Cancun,
Lyin' in this hammock, lookin' at the moon up there, strokin' her hair,
And pickin out rice...

My baby's kisses taste nice, like sugar and spice, and tequila on ice