It ain't love, it ain't money that makes this world turn around

When you hit rock bottom you still may not be on the ground

I can tell you something in case you're walking with a cane

It ain't love, it ain't money, it's the whiskey that eases the pain


Eve told Adam that she had aples for sale

Adam bought the first one and I bought the last one and went to hell

I can tell you something in case you're walking with a cane

It ain't love, it ain't money, it's the whiskey that eases the pain


Well I'll drink doubles and chase my troubles away

And while you're waking up tomorrow I may still be living today

If you need a crutch don't try to walk with a cane

It ain't love, it ain't money, it's the whiskey that eases the pain