I went to court today

They took my license away for operating OUI

I saw the magisrate, He said kid get it straight

You just cant drink and drive



I took my old Ford van

Full of empty beer cans, Drove up Route 106

I passed a police man, He pulled me over

And then said "Recite Your Alphabet"

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST"

And then I stopped at U

I didnt quite know what I'd do

I guess I failed the mans sobriety test



But Im Not Guilty

Your Guilty

Well Im Not Guilty

Your Guilty



I had to wait in jail, Till my mom could get me bail

I got a lawyer too, He said I might be in luck

For 75 hundred bucks, To see what he could do



But Im Not Guilty

Your Guilty

Well Im Not Guilty

Your Guilty



But Im Not Guilty

Your Guilty

No Im Not Guilty

Your Guilty

Im Not Guilty

So Please Wont You Give Me My License Back