Shaggy:

I was skipping down the block when I heard some moaning

It was Dorothy she said she need some loving

Who the fuck was I to say no?

I took her to the crib, popped in that one movie Ghost

And it was on, my clothes got to pealing

It was sexual healing, but with no feeling

I was sticking my dick into thin air

And right when I busted, Dorothy disappeared



Monoxide:

When I met her it was January, middle of winter

I was alone up in my attic where nobody could hear her

It was just a cold gust of wind, I felt somebody pass through me

When I opened up my eyes, my only love appeared to me

Long hair, and she was bald in spots

And her skin was just as soft as a parking lot

And it was love at first sight

I'd never seen her again

And to this day I'm in my attic waiting on my girlfriend



Chorus:

Baby, I'm dead but I need you

I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you

(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.

(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.



Violent J:

I started blowing her up with sÃÆ'©ance after sÃÆ'©ance

It's my turn, Violent J, to get in them pants

We went for ice cream but we almost got arrested

“Look he's got a dead body and he's over there molesting it”

I had to throw her in the trunk and take her to the crib

Cause mother fuckers always trippin, they need their money shit

We made love, rigor mortis set and my dick got stuck

But we didn't give a fuck

Hold me forever tight Dorothy



ABK:

I once met this chick, I believe her name was Dorothy

She had a banging body but her skin was kind of corpsey

I took her on a blind date, except this bitch was dead

I met her through my homie, guess he found her in his basement

I really didn't mind cause at the time I' kind of lonely

Even though she's dead, I only need someone to hold me

Was it a wise choice? Only time will tell.

But I had to fuckin leave cause she was deader then a doornail.



Chorus:

Baby, I'm dead but I need you

I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you

(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.

(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.



Madrox:

She was looking like a sqwater but she was a little hotter

Then the average homeless bitch with the holes in the sweatshirt

Showing off a nipple ring scars and all

But the party don't stop until she loses her bra

Panties are next to come, Oh Double F

But her sugar ain't as tight as that hole in her neck

She don't need respect, she just needs some dick

And me and the Lotus steady in and out of that ghastly shit.



Blaze:

We hooked up at a block party

That's the point where I remember

Sneaking into her house to smoke a couple joints

I smoked my light in there

She was hanging by surprise

With her fuck me boots, giving me the fuck me eyes

I took the ropes off, and bent her right over the washer

I took a little time cause body parts kept falling of her

I banged her fuckin neden until her head fell off

Picked it right back up so I could bust in her mouth.



Chorus:

Baby, I'm dead but I need you

I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you

(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.

(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.



Baby, I'm dead but I need you

I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you

Baby

Baby