[Verse 1]

Sick of these cats, with their "sicker than" raps

They sicker than this, they sicker than that

Well while you're sicker than that

I'm gettin' your sister to lick on my fat

D-I-C-K, oh why did he say that?

Ha, because I can muthafucka

I'll never grow up, like Peter Pan muthafucka

I'll +NeverLand+...I soar pass the lights

And the weatherman said my forecast was bright

+Whateva Man+ like Redman, muddy waters

But now I'm livin' large like a pudgy doctor

I thought I told you son-of-a-bitches

To shut up and listen

But naw, you just wanted to pitch fits

So now I've got the whole state suckin' my big dick

I TOLD y'all niggas, then I SHOWED y'all niggas

You can't knock this little boy's hustle

I'm just a dude doin' my thing, then I

Found a way and 

Now I'm sayin'

Ha, ha ha


[Chorus]

Ah, ha...I told you so

It's D. Swain and I'm comin' with a whole new flow

I'm laughin'...ha ha ha, I'm laughin'


Now now now...two plus one, nigga do the math

I be stirrin' up the game like some half & half

Now guess who got the last laugh?

Danny got the last laugh


[Verse 2]

Trackmaster D. Swain, alias Danny

(Yo what the fuck you drinkin' on?) Maybe it's brandy

Which singer's gonna give me ass? Maybe it's Brandy

She needs the publicity

People butt-kissin' me

Ever since I got my scrawny ass on TV

Before they wouldn't even try to rap on my CD

But now I've got the ghost-tops askin' to eat me

The change was real drastic

And it really hurt when niggas

Called me Kanye West, I'm past it

A better description is A Tribe Called Quest on acid

Or EPMD on LSD

Is Danny makin' moves now?  Well let's see:

So much cream, a nigga is past rich

(He ain't really sayin' nothin' yo)

Kiss my ass, bitch

My cash cow got the people askin' how

My ass about to blow up, look who's laughin' now


[1/2 Chorus]