Here's a story about Wicked Will
He bought himself a brand new automobile 
He was hopin' he could get a feel 
In the back seat with some girl

Here's a story about easy Sue
She didn't have nothin' better to do
She met Wicked Will late one night in a bar

So as the story goes
Wicked Will took off her clothes
She said, "Now don't get me wrong, Will
"I think you're a heck of a man
"But don't you ever wear my clothes again."