Are you a skyrim resident?
Had an accident that wassnt' youre fault?
Then call the skyrim accident helpline now
I used to be an adventurer but i took an arrow to the knee
I was right in an dungeon, with my companion
when he carlessly stepped on a pressure plate
and i was smashed in the face with their spiky metal greed
I have spent two weeks off work.
I was in the middle of a epic battle with a frost dragon
when i slipped on a icy patch it made
And graced my skin
When restoration spells just aren't enough
Skyrim accident helpline can help you
claim the compensation you deserve
Theres no fus
if you dont win you wont pay a single septim
so give us a shout on
luhn-loh-neih-woh-ous
No lollygagging