There are two things, both appealing 

One is better than the other 

One's an 8 and one's a 10 

But still I want the 10 or 8 



How do you choose? 

Let's be honest 

How do you choose? 

10 is better 

I know it seems shallow 

But I can sing so low 

So low 



Is it tough to make decisions? 

Maybe but not in this case (no) 

__________ 

But time of day is not an ____ 



Adding it up 

Make the call 

Adding it up 

No choice at all 

I know it seems shallow 

But I can sing so low 



I can sing so low 

I can sing so low 

I can sing so 

I can sing so 

I can sing so low 



Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 

What do I do? 

What do I do? 



I'd rather live with two misters 

Than live with the lesser of the two sisters 



Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 

What do I do? 

What do I do? 



I'd rather live with two misters 

Than live with the lesser of the two sisters 



Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 

Don't tell mom, oo 

Don't tell mom, oo 



So 'em what you got, boy 

Show 'em what I taught 

So 'em what you got, boy 

Show 'em what I taught 



Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 

What do I do? 

What do I do? 



I'd rather live with two misters 

Than live with the lesser of the two sisters 



Daddy! 

Mommy! 

Hey, mister!