Housewives, My kind of women

don't act like a housewife
but be a housewife
breath like a housewife
walk like a housewife
but don't just act like a housewife

Have diner ready
prepare yourself
touch up your make-up
put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking

He has just been with a lot of work worry people
Be a little gay, little more interesting

prepare the children
take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces
comb their hair, and if necessary
change their clothes

minimize all noises
eliminate the noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, vacuum

eliminate the noise, paradise on earth

try to encourage the children top be quiet
don't greed him with problems or complaints
don't complain if he is late for diner
arrange his pillow and offer to take of his shoes
speak in a low, soft, suaving and pleasant voice

Listen to him
you may have dozens of things to tell him,
but the moment of his arrival is not the time
let him talk first
never complain if he does not take you out to diner or other pleasant entertainments
like getting drunk

yeah, just like getting drunk
Cadillac’s, Chryslers, fords, Toyotas, Mercedes

in the modern world, everyone knows the price of almost everything,
but few the value of anything
many value the valueless, but do not price the priceless
who can find a virtuous woman?

for her price and fall in love Cadillac’s, Chrysler, fords, Toyotas, Mercedes
maybe I forgot a few brands, but then don't worry
It'll come back soon

little good things are simply ignored
a good husband is a faithful man
a faithful man is not always a good husband
a husband today is a man who has a funky housewife
good

little keys open big doors
little doors open big keys

large crowds, huge sums of money, spectacular accidents and shocking scandals
large crowds, huge sums of money, spectacular accidents and shocking scandals

the love for her husband is deep
she would often do things for her husband 
without ever asking him anything in return or even expecting him to know what she has done for him
however, long she has been married to her husband; she treats him with respect and tenderness 
and she always dresses herself ...??? and pleasant, never extravagantly, nor vulnerable, nor Gucci or Versace

My king of women, housewives
respect and tenderness, respect and tenderness
To be lonely, without being alone
is a bitter loneliness
To be alone, without being lonely
is sweet, solid
Fresh food and cold beer
loneliness is one of the most unnoticeable, 
and yet one of the most cruel punishments, 
any human being could ever suffer
for respective of ones races
and the infinite joy and learning

by her example she inspires her husband to be just and kind to all people
and to live a cool and meaningful life
she greatly helps him to do more in better work
and with greater fun and energy
she makes him feel she is among the pleasant of men
she is her husbands comfort and consolation
she is his source of joy and peace
a sort of joystick
better than any drug, she is his paradise on earth

loneliness is one of the most unnoticeable, 
and yet one of the most cruel punishments, 
any human being can ever suffer
irrespective of ones races, legend, national origin, sex and even health and wealth

I am hungry, feed me now
loneliness is suffered countless, millions throughout the world
so damn hungry, feed me now
solitude is quiet, another thing
please lady
no buildings, no pools, no gardens, no ever big and expensive
can ever replace the tender love, the true affection, the respect and cool funky feeling
that the young accord to the old, honour thy father and thy mother, if by motorbike
therefore, those fine housewives serve their parents in their own homes 
with love, respect and devotion, fresh food and cold beers are truly among the best of mankind
my kind of women, housewives


(c) Daan