Housewives, My kind of women

Don't act like a housewife

But be a housewife

Breath like a housewife

Walk like a housewife

But don't just act like a housewife

Have diner ready

Prepare yourself

Touch up your make-up

Put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking

He has just been with a lot of work worry people

Be a little gay, little more interesting

Prepare the children

Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces

Comb their hair, and if necessary

Change their clothes

Minimize all noise

Eliminate the noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, vacuum

Eliminate the noise, (quiet) paradise on earth

Try to encourage the children to be quiet

Don't greet him with problems or complaints

Don't complain if he is late for dinner

Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes

Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice

Listen to him

You may have dozens of things to tell him,

But the moment of his arrival is not the time

et him talk first

Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or other pleasant entertainments

Like getting drunk

Yeah, just like getting drunk

Cadillac's, Chryslers, fords, Toyotas, Mercedes

In the modern world, everyone knows the price of almost everything,

But few the value of anything

Many value the valueless, but do not price the pricelessWho can find a virtuous woman?

For her price is far above Cadillac's, Chrysler, fords, Toyotas, Mercedes

Maybe I forgot a few brands, but then don't worry

It'll come back soon

Little good things are simply ignored

A good husband is a faithful man

A faithful man is not always a good husband

A husband today is a man who has a funky housewife

Good

Little keys open big doors

Little doors open big keys

Large crowds, huge sums of money, spectacular accidents and shocking scandals

Large crowds, huge sums of money, spectacular accidents and shocking scandals

The love for her husband is deep

She would often do things for her husband

Without ever asking him anything in return or even expecting him to know what she has done for him

However, long she has been married to her husband, she treats him with respect and tenderness

And she always dresses herself neatly and pleasantly, never extravagantly, nor vulnerable, nor Gucci or Versace

My kind of women, housewives

Respect and tenderness, respect and tenderness

To be lonely, without being alone

Is a bitter loneliness

To be alone, without being lonely

Is sweet solitude

Fresh food and cold beer

Loneliness is one of the most unnoticeable,

And yet one of the most cruel punishments,

Any human being could ever suffer

Irrespective of one's race

And the infinite joy and learning

By her example she inspires her husband to be just and kind to all people

And to live a cool and meaningful life

She greatly helps him to do more and better work

And with greater fun and energy

She makes him feel he is among the blessed of men

She is her husband's comfort and consolation

She is his source of joy and peace

A sort of joystick

Better than any drug, she is his paradise on earth

Loneliness is one of the most unnoticeable,

And yet one of the most cruel punishments,

Any human being can ever suffer

Irrespective of one's races, religion, national origin, sex and even health and wealth

I am hungry, feed me nowLoneliness is suffered by countless millions throughout the world

So damn hungry, feed me now

Solitude is quite another thing

Please lady

No buildings, no pools, no gardens, however big and expensive

Can ever replace the tender love, the true affection, the respect and cool funky feeling

That the young accord to the old, honour thy father and thy mother, and thy motorbike

Therefore, those fine housewives serve their parents in their own homes

With love, respect and devotion, fresh food and cold beers are truly among the best of Mankind

My kind of women, housewives