I drove my cars into your ditches
knowing they weren’t deep
I climbed the hill
you said it wasn’t steep
I know I made a promise that no
grown man ever keeps
I said I’d swim behind the
the whirlpool creeps
when beauty calls, it calls collect
love ain’t no place for tact
I’m just a missile shot in vain
the kind you redirect
I love the way you crawl
upon your too familiar stage
I love the way you blame
it on your age
I felt the need to talk to someone
fatally beraged
I had a sickening urge
to blow my wage
when beauty calls, it calls collect
make sure your lugguage’s packed
the frog you kissed came with a twist
like trains meant to be missed
So if you ever think of me
repainting your repent
do make that call
it’s weird but I ain’t tapped
Or if you find my wandering cufflinks
pawn them in for the rent
I thought of you as more
than I should get
when beauty calls, it calls collect
you signed a refund pact
we take no risks we don’t endorse
we ride a prozac horse
beauty calls collect