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Damn, this traffic jam, how i hate to be late 
Hurts my motor to go so slow 
Damn, this traffic jam, time i get home my supper be 
cold 
Damn, this traffic jam. 

Well, I left my office at 5 o'clock 15 minutes to go 3 
blocks 
Just in time to stand in line with the freeway looking 
like a parking lot 

Damn, this traffic jam, how I hate to be late 
Hurts my motor to go so slow 
Damn, this traffic jam, time I get home my supper be 
cold 
Damn, this traffic jam. 

Well, I almost had a heart attack (waooh) 
Looking in the rear-view mirror (saw) 
Saw my face movin' in for combat (beep beep) 
With the man in the rear-view mirror. 

Damn, this traffic jam, how I hate to be late 
Hurts my motor to go so slow 
Damn, this traffic jam, time I get home my supper be 
cold 
Damn, this traffic jam. 

Now when i die, don't want no coffin, 
Thought about it all too often 
Just slap me in behind the wheel and bury me in my 
automobile! 

Damn, this traffic jam, how I hate to be late 
Hurts my motor to go so slow 
Damn, this traffic jam, time I get home my supper be 
cold 
Damn, this traffic jam. 
1mile 2mile 3mile 4mile 5mile 6mile 7miles 8miles 

doodahwoopbahdeesawsooooooooooooooooooooooooswop swop 
swapl'l beepbop nol hooooooooooo huuuurl 

LORD GET ME OUT THIS TRAFFIC JAM!