Everybody, everybody listen up
this is the dawn of a new era in your lives
anybody, anybody volunteer
to take the quest and show the rest how to survive?
everybody, everybody gather 'round
there's plenty of room here
there's plenty of room for you all

boys and girls come out to play
the moon does shine as bright as day
come with a hoop and come with a call
with a good will or not at all
lose your supper and lose your sleep

all the children run
to see the magician when he comes
hat full of tricks and all sorts of fun
and when he's done
the children no longer run

everybody listen up
shut your pieholes, know that i hold all the answers
everybody, every fucking prisoner
i hold the keys for inner peace, a cure for cancer
everybody gather 'round
there's plenty of room here
there's plenty of room for you all

i hold the keys for
inner peace for all